A billionaire mogul patriarch who owns an enormous global media and entertainment conglomerate has several children, who are chomping at the bit to inherit his riches while vying for his attention.
No, we’re not talking about HBO’s hit TV series “Succession” — we’re talking about Oracle cofounder and centibillionaire Larry Ellison and his six offspring. His firstborn, David Ellison, in particular, has already begun following his father’s footsteps, giving up a failing acting career in a bid to eventually take the helm of Paramount Skydance, which has a market cap of around $13.3 billion, in August.
As detailed in a recent Vulture profile, attention to detail doesn’t appear to be the family patriarch’s strong suit. After spending tens of millions of dollars on a Florida safari park, he bought himself an enormous, 191-foot vessel — technically a downsize from his previous, 288-foot yacht — and named it “Izanami.”
The name was reportedly inspired by a Shinto deity in Japanese mythology of the same name, the female creator of creation itself and death.
But the moniker didn’t stick after Ellison was informed that the name spelled something deeply embarrassing when reversed: “I’m a Nazi.”
It’s the kind of joke the “Succession” writers’ room could only dream of coming up with. And it’s especially awkward given the family’s strong ties to Israel. His first wife described Ellison as “an ardent Zionist,” per Vulture, and he’s been known to be “close” with current prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
The yacht’s name drew a mix of emotions from users on social media.
“This is straight out of Succession,” podcast host Rob Pasbani joked on X-formerly-Twitter.
Others were exhausted from hearing about some of the wealthiest people on the planet barely holding it together.
“I am so tired, y’all,” one exhausted Reddit user wrote.
“‘Reality’ is just too on the nose, we must be in a simulation,” another user added.
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